My favourite moments from KARZZZZ

A lot of them..

1. Himesh’s entry. He is supposedly a rock star. He is performing some random hindi song in Cape Town and there is not a single Indian to be found in audience. When he starts singing, foreign chicks start fainting one by one. Just like Michael Jackson performing in Mumbai. But Himesh? Come on now, we know better! Probably the chicks could not take his piercing noise anymore! Same chicks follow him everywhere and crowd him for autographs whenever script demands. Lame!
2. Danny has an annoying habit of quoting lines from famous movies, followed by actor, year and whether it was hit or flop. He mentions some random line from Aap Ka Suroor and says ‘Aap Ka Suroor- 2007- Himesh Reshammiya- Superhit!’. Oh my god!
3. Shweta Kumar is in Cape Town for a college assignment. She is doing some catering job. Of course, Himesh is there. He sings a song for her. He likes her, she likes him, but sadly she has to return home, in Kenya, the next morning. Now she is singing the same song in front of her friends. She forgets 1 line and guess who completes it for her. Only this time, Himesh is sitting on the edge of seat of his helicopter and singing it from above! What an idea, SIRji! Completely oblivious to helicopter rotor sound, they compete the song and then the rotor noise appears in the background during dialogs! How convenient!
4. Song KARZZZZ sung by Himesh for Urmila. Remembering the song, Urmila goes insane. Starts acting weird and flinching. Worst acting ever!
5. Gulshan Grover is apparently unable to talk and uses a sound pad attached to his left hand to communicate. Stephen Hawking! Only difference, instead of words, musical notes come out. His annoying weirdo ‘chamcha ‘ provides interpretation for that. Reminds me of Chewbacca and Han Solo!
6. Climax! Could actually pose competition for legendary climax of Gunda! Himesh’s fight scenes are hilarious. And the fight scene is initiated by none other than Raj Babbar, who dives from 2nd floor in the middle of 20 people. Damn! Too beautiful!
7. Himesh driving a car and Urmila chasing him in an aircraft. The damsel takes out a gun and shoots his tyres exactly in 1 attempt. Urmila Matondkar should be the official coach of Indian Shooting team for Olympics here onwards. She has potential to create many ‘Bindra’s with here talent!
8. In the same scene Himesh’s car finally topples and he is standing in the middle of nowhere and is challenging Urmila to shoot him. With her amazing skills she does that…3 times. 2 times on the legs and once brushing tip of a hand. In the rest scene, Himesh is limping with 1 leg, other leg and hand intact…amazing healing skills…like Wolverine!

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